Missouri proves that not all that wanders is lost – sometimes it’s just trapped in a really boring tourist attraction. The state’s tourism motto should be “Missouri: Where Fun Goes to Die a Slow, Expensive Death.” These attractions represent the triumph of marketing over reality, where brochure photos possess more entertainment value than the actual … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Missouri
Welcome to Nebraska, where the phrase “world’s largest” gets thrown around more loosely than a football at a Huskers tailgate. This is a state that has somehow convinced millions of travelers that driving hours to see a big swing or a painted wall constitutes a vacation highlight. The tourism strategy appears to be: take something … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Nebraska
The Magnolia State serves up authentic culture, genuine history, and unfortunately, some world-class tourist traps. You’re better off knowing which attractions are worth your hard-earned vacation dollars. Some places charge admission fees that would make a Broadway theater blush. Others promise experiences so authentic you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled, then deliver something closer to a … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Mississippi
Michigan tourism boards won’t tell you this, but half their “must-see” attractions are elaborate schemes to separate you from your hard-earned money. After 30 years of Michigan road trips, I’ve learned that the biggest mystery isn’t at the Mystery Spot. It’s why anyone pays to see it. Some tourist traps are so obvious they practically … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Michigan
Alaska cruises prove that the best adventures happen when you don’t have to sleep in a tent or cook over a campfire. You’re better off experiencing wilderness from a climate-controlled observation deck than a leaky kayak. These cruise lines have mastered the art of bringing luxury to the last frontier. Your biggest wildlife encounter will … Read moreTop 12 Best Alaska Cruises
Forget everything you think you know about Iowa camping – these aren’t your grandfather’s basic campgrounds with questionable bathroom facilities. We’re talking about places with spring-fed pools, full-service spas, and restrooms so nice they probably have better reviews than some hotels. Iowa campground owners apparently missed the memo about “roughing it.” They decided comfort and … Read moreTop 12 Best Campgrounds in Iowa
Minnesota is nice extends to never warning tourists about the state’s most disappointing attractions. Locals smile politely while visitors waste entire vacation days on roadside oddities. The conspiracy of silence around these tourist traps runs deeper than Lake Superior. You’re better off staying home and looking at photos online. At least then you won’t spend … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Minnesota
Montana’s worst tourist traps make carnival games look like honest business ventures. The state’s stunning landscapes can’t mask the disappointing reality of certain attractions. Some destinations charge premium prices for experiences you could replicate in your backyard. But here’s the deal 👉 savvy travelers know which places to avoid entirely. These particular spots have mastered … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Montana
New Mexico’s tourist industry operates on the principle that adding “authentic” to any description automatically justifies doubling the price. Visitors encounter “ancient” attractions that opened last Tuesday and “sacred” sites that accept credit cards. The state has mastered the delicate balance between cultural appreciation and commercial exploitation. Your GPS might lead you to these places, … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in New Mexico
Welcome to Massachusetts, where even the rocks have marketing teams. The state that gave us the American Revolution also revolutionized the art of tourist disappointment. From overpriced duck tours that spend more time in traffic than water to “historic” houses that have been renovated more times than a reality TV star’s face, the Bay State … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Massachusetts