Imagine a retirement filled with peace, tranquility, and maybe a bit too much excitement—like weekly tornado drills. Welcome to Oklahoma, where the towns are vibrant, and some are vibrantly challenging for retirees! We’ve rounded up the top 20 towns that might make you think twice about where to park your rocking chair. Grab your adventure … Read more20 Worst Towns for Retirees in Oklahoma
Connecticut: where the Nutmeg State serves up tourist experiences that are anything but spicy. Remember when your aunt Mildred said Connecticut was ‘simply charming’? Well, Aunt Mildred also thinks mayonnaise is spicy 🌶. The Constitution State has mastered the art of constitutional robbery, charging premium prices for experiences that leave you wondering if you accidentally … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Connecticut
Delaware: where tax-free shopping meets overpriced disappointment. Think you’ve found America’s hidden gem in the First State? Think again. Delaware might be small enough to drive across in under two hours, but that’s plenty of time to fall into numerous tourist traps. As a 30-year resident who’s wasted countless dollars on these so-called “attractions” I’m … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Delaware
Colorado is the land of majestic mountains, breathtaking vistas, and… overpriced tourist traps that’ll drain your wallet faster than the thin mountain air empties your lungs. You’ve seen the glossy brochures. Or even the Instagram-perfect shots. The enthusiastic recommendations from that one friend who “totally loved” their Colorado vacation. But what they don’t show you … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Colorado
Arizona’s tourist traps are like mirages: they look tempting from afar, but up close, you’re just thirsty for a refund. Did you know that there are 22 national parks and monuments in Arizona (source VisitArizona)? They are great, but not everywhere meets the same standard. I once paid to see ‘The Thing’ and left with … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Arizona
They say wisdom comes with age, but even the wisest can fall for a well-placed billboard in Arkansas. I have a PhD in avoiding scams, but a “Mystery Hole” still got me to pay admission. It takes true genius to admit you’ve been outsmarted by a talking raccoon statue. Some of these places are so … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Arkansas
If retirement is the vacation of life, these towns are the broken motel ice machine. Look, you earned the right to relax. No more alarms. No more meetings. No more Karen from accounting. But there’s a catch. Pick the wrong town, and retirement turns into a game of “Guess That Siren.” That’s why we’re spilling … Read more20 Worst Towns for Retirees in Wisconsin
When it comes to retirement, picking the wrong town is like picking the wrong line at the grocery store. Retirement should be a time of relaxation and enjoyment after years of hard work. However, choosing the wrong location can quickly turn your golden years into a stressful experience. Rhode Island, despite its charm and coastal … Read more20 Worst Towns for Retirees in Rhode Island
Navigating Alaska requires two essential maps: one for the wilderness and another for the tourist traps. Alaska’s tourism industry has mastered a peculiar alchemy – transforming mundane experiences into “once-in-a-lifetime opportunities” with corresponding price tags. I’ve watched fellow travelers pay $50 for salmon they could purchase at the local grocery store for $12. The most … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Alaska
Some people collect stamps, others collect regrets from Alabama’s most notorious tourist traps. I have lost count of how many times I have paid for “historic tours” that lasted less than my morning coffee. If you have ever wondered where all the world’s largest objects ended up, Alabama has a few guesses. My family still … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Alabama