Jennifer Luna If retirement is the vacation of life, these towns are the broken motel ice machine. Look, you earned the right to relax. No more alarms. No more meetings. No more Karen from accounting. But there’s a catch. Pick the wrong town, and retirement turns into a game of “Guess That Siren.” That’s why we’re spilling … Read more20 Worst Towns for Retirees in Wisconsin
When it comes to retirement, picking the wrong town is like picking the wrong line at the grocery store. Retirement should be a time of relaxation and enjoyment after years of hard work. However, choosing the wrong location can quickly turn your golden years into a stressful experience. Rhode Island, despite its charm and coastal … Read more20 Worst Towns for Retirees in Rhode Island
Navigating Alaska requires two essential maps: one for the wilderness and another for the tourist traps. Alaska’s tourism industry has mastered a peculiar alchemy – transforming mundane experiences into “once-in-a-lifetime opportunities” with corresponding price tags. I’ve watched fellow travelers pay $50 for salmon they could purchase at the local grocery store for $12. The most … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Alaska
Some people collect stamps, others collect regrets from Alabama’s most notorious tourist traps. I have lost count of how many times I have paid for “historic tours” that lasted less than my morning coffee. If you have ever wondered where all the world’s largest objects ended up, Alabama has a few guesses. My family still … Read more20 Worst Tourist Traps in Alabama
Roads are like people – each with their own personality. Some welcome you with scenic vistas and smooth pavement. Others seem designed by a madman with a vendetta against suspension systems. America’s highway network harbors some particularly treacherous stretches. We’ve identified the 20 most notorious offenders. If your idea of excitement involves white-knuckle driving, near-misses … Read more20 Most Dangerous Roads in the U.S.
South Carolina has beaches, charm, and biscuits that could make you weep. But it also has a few retirement traps dressed in friendly smiles and front porches. If you’re looking to relax, not regret, then avoid these towns. They’re the kale salad in a buffet of banana pudding. Welcome to the list of South Carolina’s … Read more20 Worst Towns for Retirees in South Carolina
You finally have time to enjoy life, but in these towns, you’ll need a PhD in logistics just to buy bread. Some places treat public transit like a mythical creature-often talked about, rarely seen. You could write a thesis on the art of waiting for a ride. Your mind is ready for retirement, but your … Read more20 Worst US Towns to Retire Without a Car
Road trips are supposed to be fun. But some states missed that memo, and then paved over it with potholes. If you’ve ever cried at a gas pump or yelled at Google Maps, keep reading. This isn’t just a list. It’s a support group for people who’ve driven through Indiana. These 15 states will make … Read more15 Worst States For Road Trips
You thought the hardest part of retirement was picking a Medicare plan. Wait until you try hiking uphill through moose country… in -40 degree weather… with no cell signal. This is not your senior discount getaway list. This is the ‘maybe let’s stay home and watch Planet Earth’ list. Read on to find out which … Read more20 Worst National Parks for Retirees
Ever wondered where the sidewalk ends? In Iowa, it doesn’t! Join us on a leisurely journey through towns where sidewalks are the social networks and walking is the best way to stay connected. From historical districts to river walks, we show you why Iowa is best seen at a walker’s pace. Grab your walking sticks, … Read more20 Most Walkable Towns in Iowa