20 Worst Tourist Traps in Alabama

I have lost count of how many times I have paid for “historic tours” that lasted less than my morning coffee.

If you have ever wondered where all the world’s largest objects ended up, Alabama has a few guesses.

My family still teases me about the time I bought a commemorative spoon for $15.

The true cost of tourism is measured in novelty magnets and mild embarrassment.

1. Point Mallard Park, Alabama

Point Mallard Park sounds like a summer dream with its lazy river and water slides. But here’s the deal: the admission prices are high for what you get.

I made a classic mistake thinking it would be a full-day adventure. The park’s small size and limited amenities left me wanting more. If it rains, the park may close, and there are no refunds.

You’re better off heading to one of Alabama’s beautiful beaches for a better value and experience.

2. Little River Canyon National Preserve, Alabama

Little River Canyon is stunning, but here’s the catch: it’s known for accidents. In 2020, four people died here.

The views are beautiful, but the cliffs and trails can be treacherous. I made a classic mistake by underestimating the risks.

That’s why you should always stick to marked paths and avoid risky spots. Want me to share safer alternatives?

3. Gulf Shores Beach, Alabama

Gulf Shores Beach is famous for white sand and clear water. But here’s the deal: rip currents are a real danger.

In 2020, at least six drownings happened here. I made a classic mistake by thinking lifeguards were everywhere-they’re not.

You’re better off checking local warnings and swimming only in safe areas.

4. Cheaha State Park, Alabama

Cheaha State Park is the highest point in Alabama. The views are breathtaking, but the cliffs are steep.

Sadly, deadly accidents have happened here. In 2015, a teenager fell 60 feet. I made a classic mistake by getting too close to the edge for a photo.

That’s why you should enjoy the views from a safe distance.

5. Bankhead National Forest, Alabama

Bankhead National Forest offers hiking, waterfalls, and wildlife. But here’s the catch: the terrain is rugged and dangerous.

Hikers have gotten lost or worse. In 2022, a hiker was found dead. I made a classic mistake by not bringing a map.

You’re better off sticking to well-marked trails and letting someone know your plans.

6. Talladega Superspeedway, Alabama

Talladega Superspeedway is a NASCAR hotspot. The races are thrilling, but here’s the deal: accidents happen both on and off the track.

The track has a history of crashes, injuries, and even deaths. I made a classic mistake by not planning for the crowds and noise.

You’re better off watching the race from home if you want comfort and safety.

7. Shelta Cave, Alabama

Shelta Cave is known for its unique wildlife. But here’s the catch: it’s not really set up for tourists.

Access is limited, and the cave environment is fragile. I made a classic mistake thinking it was a regular show cave.

You’re better off visiting a more developed cave if you want a safe, educational tour.

8. Sporting Clays Resorts, Alabama

Outdoor shooting ranges are popping up across Alabama. They promise fun, but here’s the deal: noise and safety can be issues.

I made a classic mistake by not bringing ear protection. The noise can be bothersome, and stray pellets are a risk.

You’re better off picking quieter outdoor activities if you prefer peace and quiet.

9. Overpriced Souvenir Shops, Various Cities

Many Alabama towns have shops selling state-themed trinkets. But here’s the catch: prices are often much higher than elsewhere.

I made a classic mistake by buying gifts here instead of at local markets. The items are often imported, not local.

You’re better off supporting true local artisans for authentic souvenirs.

10. Roadside Oddities, Alabama Highways

You’ll see billboards for quirky stops like giant chairs or mystery spots. But here’s the deal: most are just photo ops with nothing else to do.

I made a classic mistake by planning a stop that lasted five minutes. It wasn’t worth the detour.

You’re better off focusing on real attractions with substance.

11. Birmingham Civil Rights District, Alabama

The Birmingham Civil Rights District is full of history and powerful stories. But here’s the deal: parking is tough and crowds can be overwhelming.

I made a classic mistake by visiting on a weekend and spent more time looking for parking than exploring. Some areas nearby are not the safest after dark.

You’re better off visiting during weekdays and sticking to daylight hours.

12. U.S. Space & Rocket Center, Alabama

The U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville is famous for its rockets and space exhibits. But here’s the catch: it’s pricey, and lines can be long.

I made a classic mistake by not buying tickets ahead of time. The crowds made it hard to enjoy the displays.

That’s why you should plan ahead and visit during off-peak times.

13. Mobile Carnival Museum, Alabama

The Mobile Carnival Museum celebrates Mardi Gras history. But here’s the deal: it’s smaller than expected and can feel cramped.

I made a classic mistake thinking it would be a big, interactive experience. Instead, it’s mostly displays behind glass.

You’re better off catching a real Mardi Gras parade if you want excitement.

14. Ave Maria Grotto, Alabama

Ave Maria Grotto in Cullman is called “Jerusalem in Miniature.” But here’s the catch: it’s a quick walk-through and not much else.

I made a classic mistake by expecting a full afternoon activity. Most visitors finish in under an hour.

You’re better off pairing this with another local attraction.

15. Unclaimed Baggage Center, Alabama

The Unclaimed Baggage Center in Scottsboro is famous for lost luggage deals. But here’s the deal: prices are higher than thrift stores, and crowds are common.

I made a classic mistake by thinking I’d find hidden treasures. Most items are just average.

You’re better off shopping local thrift stores for real bargains.

16. Alabama Gulf Coast Zoo, Alabama

The Alabama Gulf Coast Zoo is a family spot near the beach. But here’s the catch: it’s small and can get crowded fast.

I made a classic mistake by visiting during peak season. The animals were hard to see, and shade was limited.

You’re better off visiting a larger zoo for more variety and comfort.

17. Fort Morgan Historic Site, Alabama

Fort Morgan is a Civil War site with great views. But here’s the deal: it’s hot, buggy, and there’s not much shade.

I made a classic mistake by not bringing water or bug spray. The heat made the visit tough.

You’re better off going early in the morning or skipping it on hot days.

18. Bamahenge, Alabama

Bamahenge is a full-size Stonehenge replica near Elberta. But here’s the catch: it’s just a quick photo stop with nothing else nearby.

I made a classic mistake by driving out of my way for a five-minute visit. There’s no visitor center or restrooms.

You’re better off stopping only if you’re already passing through.

19. Peach Park, Alabama

Peach Park in Clanton is known for peach ice cream and souvenirs. But here’s the deal: it’s crowded in summer and prices are high.

I made a classic mistake by stopping during a road trip rush. The lines were long and seating was scarce.

You’re better off picking up fresh peaches at a local stand instead.

20. Barber Vintage Motorsports Museum, Alabama

Barber Vintage Motorsports Museum has a huge collection of motorcycles. But here’s the catch: admission is steep, and it’s not interactive.

I made a classic mistake by expecting hands-on exhibits. Most displays are look-only.

You’re better off if you’re a true enthusiast; otherwise, it may not be worth the price.